Get your own rope! You've invading my personal space!
Eclectus and African grey, owners of Marion & Lynne.

Trust me - don't take this ride on a full stomach!
African grey, owner of Marion & Lynne.

Do you promise this won't get posted on the internet?
Yellow-side green cheek conure, owner of Juana M.

I feel fresh as a daisy!
Eclectus, owner of Marion & Lynne.

We're so proud of our first place, even though it is a fixer-upper.
Blue & gold macaw, owner of Marion & Lynne.

So I says to Helen, I says "Yes he did!" and she was like "Oh no, he didn't!" I couldn't believe it myself, can you believe it?"
African grey, amazon, eclectus, owners of Marion & Lynne.

"Look, here she comes!" (whistle!) "Hey hey, hot mama, how's it goin'?!"
Blue & gold macaws, owners of Marion & Lynne.

No, you just sit and prop your feet. We'll clean up the dishes tonight!
African grey, owner of Marion & Lynne

Come on in - I can't wait to show you what I've done with the place!
Yellow-side green cheek conure, owner of Juana M.

Let's not talk any more, darling. Let's just dance - slowly.
Eclectus, owner of Marion & Lynn.

Daggone renters - always leave a mess when they move out!
African grey, owner of Marion & Lynne

Can't remember now if I took the blue pill or the red pill!
Blue & gold macaw, owner of Marion & Lynne

Can I crash here tonight? Zzzzz ...
Yellow-side green cheek conure, owner of Juana M.

My party horn won't toot!
Yellow-side green cheek conure, owner of Juana M.

With this pen, I'm going to write the greatest novel in history!
African grey, owner of Esther B.

This is my favorite pub. They all know me here!
Indian ringneck, owner of Andy

Oh, thanks! That splinter was killing me!
Sun conures, owner of Patricia G.

The party got out of hand when the Duncan boys arrived . . .
Grand eclectus and African greys, owners of Leslie A.

From her rooftop perch, Alfie could see all the way down the street and keep an eye on the neighbors.
Galah cockatoo, owner of Sandra and Aidyn

That's my masterpiece in the corner - the gallery debut is next week. I'll send you a ticket!
Indian ringneck, owner of Andy W.

Well! Can't a girl have any privacy in the shower?!
Yellow-side green cheek conure, owner of Madeline M.

Posing for these old master portraits is dull. Let's take a break!
Moluccan cockatoo, owner of Leslie A.

Jessie proudly displays his completed correspondence course diploma in "How to Bend Your Human to Your Will."
Indian ringneck, owner of Rachel.

Let me turn on my Bluetooth before we go.
Galah cockatoo, owner of Leslie A.

Two for dinner, please! Non-smoking, of course.
African grey, owner of Esther B.

That is the saddest story I have ever heard!
Moluccan cockatoo, owner of Leslie A.

You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about some of the stuff you look at online . . .
Grand eclectus, owner of Leslie B.

It's my precious, I found it, it belongs to me!!
Senegal, owner of Karen B.

Run, pink monkey! I'll save you!
Green-cheek conure, owner of Angela N.

You, sir, are in contempt of court!
African grey, owner of Leslie A.

Woo hoo! Happy New Year to you too!
Green-cheek conure, owner of Angela N.

Could you spare a few bucks, buddy, for a down-on-his-luck former American Idol contestant?
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

High School Musical, here I come!
Grand eclectus, owner of Leslie A.

Tonight! On "American Idol . . .!"
African grey, owner of Esther B.

When I won Elvis's guitar on eBay, I had no idea it would be this big!!!
Budgie, owner of Angela N.

The hot water ran out halfway through my shower!!
Senegal, owner of Karen B.

Yeah, it's not "Fantasy Island" or anything, but the missus likes it. Built it myself!
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

You seriously expect me to believe that?
Senegal, owner of Vicky H.

This is the longest sermon I've ever heard!
African grey, owner of Vicky H.

Wow! This looks like the Christmas bonus I earned!
Budgie, owner of Angela N.

I think she's still a little crooked. How's it look from your side?
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

No, your rowdy friends CAN'T come over tonight!
Senegal, owner of Vicky H.

I do not like green eggs and ham!
Orange-wing amazon, owner of Vicky H.

I'm giving you my favorite toy because I love you so much!
African grey, owner of Vicky H.

Geez, kid, cut it out! You're makin' me nervous!
Orange-wing amazon and sparrow, owners of Vicky Hill.

Honestly, Mrs. Henry is the nosiest neighbor we've ever had!
Senegal, owner of Karen B.

Samantha took an early lead in the Extreme Eating Competition and never looked back.
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

Hey guys? Guys? You can let me out now! I was just kidding!

Severe macaw, owner of Mary

Oh, you got the last piece? Don't you want to share? No? You sure?
Yellow-nape amazon and African grey, owners of Brian M.

You put yer right foot in, you put yer right foot out . . . !

Black-headed caique, owner of Mary.

Zen Master Sun is ready to offer you his wisdom, O seeker. Prepare your spirit!
Sun conure, owner of Kathy R.

Dang zip bags - too @#(%* hard to open!!
Timneh grey, owner of Mary J.

What, you're surprised I don't always look runway ready?
Sun conure, owner of Kathy R.

Pollock, Schmollock! I paint my temporary masterpieces with WATER!
Blue & gold macaw, owner of Alex C.

Street cred - Sinbad's got it!
Blue & gold macaw, owner of Matt W.

All hail the Maharajah! Bow to his magnificence, peasants!
Sun conure, owner of Kathy R.

Sunny worked diligently to cover her tattoo before her mother-in-law arrived.
Sun conure, owner of Kathy R.

Nicholas posed nonchalantly at the window, hoping the girls next door would notice that he'd been working out.

Cockatiel, owner of Anonymous.

"Blow the horn! BLOW THE HORN!"
Double yellow-headed amazon, owner of June's entire household.

I'm ready to go up, up, and away! Did you bring the balloon?
Brown-head, owner of Anonymous.

There's nothing like a shower after a long, hard day in the fields!

Green-cheek conure, owner of Ashe C.

I've been correcting your thesis. It reads much better now!
African grey, owner of Ashe C.

The narcoleptic cat burglar was apprehended when he fell asleep on the side of the building he was scaling. Film at 11!
Senegal, owner of Ashe C.

Hey Mom! The clown is here for Bobby's birthday party!
Blue and gold macaw, owner of James B.

Oh! You're home early!

Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

How the hell did THAT happen?!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

Halfway through the Boston Marathon, Elvis appreciated a drink from a bystander.
Severe macaw, owner of Cecilia K.

Sugar kept hinting, but the boys were just too shy to ask her for a dance.
Cockatiels, owners of Marguerite F.

This looks like a good place to unload on your couch!

African grey, owner of Cecilia K.

Close the door, please - I want to try on this party shirt!
Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.