I'm a little bit country, she's a little bit rock and roll!
Cockatiels, owners of Anonymous

I think we need to run the sweeper in here!
Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

Oh yeah? Well I triple-dog dare ya to come over here and say that to my face!
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

Help me out here - am I bigger, or is that macaw smaller?
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H.

People are so wasteful! Look at all the good stuff they left after the carnival!
Green cheek conure, owner of Bev G.

In 1906, this unknown explorer was the first to reach the top of Mt. Rosemore. His achievement has never equaled to this day!
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

On the next episode of "House," the cantankerous doctor will be played by a special guest star. Stay tuned for scenes from that episode!
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H.

sigh . . . Someday my prince will come.
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

Who need vine? This Tarzan gots WINGS!!
Green cheek conure, owner of Bev G.

Don't even think about touchin' my bread!
Umbrella cockatoo, owner of Marilyn R.

Y'know, prison isn't really that bad if you know how to get along on the inside.
Umbrella cockatoo, owner of Marilyn R.

I can tell you used my homemade roll recipe for these!
Umbrella cockatoo, owner of Marilyn R.

Ssshhhhh! I just got him to sleep! Finish your phone call over there!
Cockatoo, owner of CW L.

In the baby toy testing facility, the most punishing tests are performed by this parrot, known simply as "The Annihilator."
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Jocko rolls his eyes at the story of your latest debacle.
Umbrella cockatoo, owner of Marilyn R.

And furthamore, I don't think you should be seeing that low-life bum - he's no good f'you . . . !"
Umbrella cockatoo, owner of Marilyn R.

I've got a hot date tonight - do I look better like this?

Or this?
Yellow-nape amazon, owner of Marcy M.