You're right! I really do need to switch to herbal tea!
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

No really, it's just like being at the beach! When I close my eyes, when I tune out the tv, when you put the cat out, when the phone doesn't ring . . . yeah.
Lesser Jardine, owner of Christina W.

I'm not speaking to you until you apologize for what you did!
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H

It's my thoughts about how your life's going lately!
Lesser Jardine, owner of Christina W.

At the Parrot Political National Convention, all pretense of "flock conscenus" breaks down as various groups stump for their candidate.
Indian ringneck, cockatoo; owners of CWL.

What do you mean, you don't know what you did to piss me off?
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H.

You've got a chin hair!
Lesser Jardine, owner of Christina W.

And unlike my little blue opponent here, I WILL put fresh veggies in every parrot's bowl!
Indian ringneck, cockatoo; owners of CWL.