Can't a guy shave without a #@$&^% camera in his face?!
Cockatiel, owner of Samantha S and Stephen B

Board the Black Pearl if ye dare, scurvy dogs!
Eclectus, owner of Vicki B.

Pssst...hey buddy, got any seed?
Triton cockatoo, owner of Christina W.

Sure, they look like duds now, but they're a coupla fireballs once the Red Bull kicks in!
Lorikeets, owners of CWL.

When making a souffle, it is crucial to grasp your kitchen tools properly in your zygodactyl toes.
Triton cockatoo, owner of Christina W.

Harriet tried to pretend it hadn't happened, but everyone knew she'd dealt it.
Lorikeets, owners of CWL

Against her better judgment, Alice followed the white parrot through the looking glass...
Triton cockatoo, owner of Christina W.

Thaaaat's right . . . watch the birdie and count backward from 99 . . . this won't hurt a bit . . .
Lessen jardine, owner of Christina W.

Helloooo?? Could you come up and freshen my drink?
Eclectus, owner of Vicki B.

Don't these faux fireplaces look realistic? i just love the ambience!
Sun conure, owner of Chrissiel R.