I just hope my mother doesn’t see this!
Blue & gold macaw, owner of Chris and the Zoo

I really, REALLY can't listen to anymore of your crap today!
Lesser jardine, owner of Christina W.

Hey! Where's my copy of The Joy of Cooking?
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H.

Fall is the season most parrots prefer to tackle those outdoor chores, like cleaning out the gutters.
Triton cockatoo, owner of Christina W.

Look at the little poopy I made!
Military macaw, owner of Christina W.

With nerves as steely as the cable he's about to cut, Bomb Squad Parrot keeps Gotham City safe.

Hyacinth macaw, owner of Madeleine M.

THIS is the combination of style and top form it takes to win the "Mr. Parrot Universe" competition!
Hyacinth macaw, owner of Madeleine M.

After this ill-advised science project, the brothers were known as "The Birds of Anarchy."
Cockatiels, owners of Samantha S and Stephen B

Dude, personal space! And a breath mint!
Lorikeets, owners of CWL.

How can you be tired? You haven't finished cleaning up after me!
Conure, owner of Erminio M.