“And this one goes out to a very special lady that I'm thinking of tonight -- FEELINGS, whoa-whoa-whoa FEELINGS..."
Senegal, owner of Brittney J.

No, don't try to stop me! I WILL drown my sorrows in too much seed if I FEEL like it! *Sob!*
Cockatiel, owner of Brittney J.

Keep yer mitts off me jewels, please!
Double yellow-head amazon, owner of June W.

Charming little parrot. Too bad he just pooped on your toes.
Sun conure, owners of Tamii T.

Thank you, thank you! Don't applaud, throw birdseed, please!
Cocktiel, owner of Anne L.

Do I look ready to go out to you?!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

You can say you behaved yourself at the clubs all you want, but the cell phone pics always tell the tale.
Sun conure, owners of Tamii T.

Gasp!! Look at those horrid age spots!!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.