See this spot here? Do you think it makes me look old? Should I have some work done?
Senegal, owner of Rick S.

After achieving his dream of conquering Mt. Pumpkin, the famous explorer could often be found in local pubs regaling the locals with tales of his exploits. Some found it to be a sad end to a glorious career . . .
Double yellowheaded amazon, owner of June W.

I just hope my mother doesn’t see this!
Blue & gold macaw, owner of Chris and the Zoo

I really, REALLY can't listen to anymore of your crap today!
Lesser jardine, owner of Christina W.

Hey! Where's my copy of The Joy of Cooking?
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H.

Fall is the season most parrots prefer to tackle those outdoor chores, like cleaning out the gutters.
Triton cockatoo, owner of Christina W.

Look at the little poopy I made!
Military macaw, owner of Christina W.

With nerves as steely as the cable he's about to cut, Bomb Squad Parrot keeps Gotham City safe.

Hyacinth macaw, owner of Madeleine M.

THIS is the combination of style and top form it takes to win the "Mr. Parrot Universe" competition!
Hyacinth macaw, owner of Madeleine M.