My friends all have stainless steel cups. See? I can chew up this flimsy plastic cup!
Quaker, owner of Norman R.

Whadda ya mean, this party is full o'fakes?!
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H.

You'd better have a good excuse for coming home so late!!
Quaker, owner of Norman R.

Brubeck is proud of his "natural beauty" as opposed to the celebrities who favor plastic surgery.
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H.

"Up the Winding Stair," a contemporary performance art piece by the great avian artist Picasso Van Parrot, has been emulated worldwide for its breathtakingly bold, yet simple, message of hope and despair.
Quaker, owner of Norman R.

I swear, there's something down there! I can HEAR it!
Quaker, owner of Norman R.

You're right! I really do need to switch to herbal tea!
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

No really, it's just like being at the beach! When I close my eyes, when I tune out the tv, when you put the cat out, when the phone doesn't ring . . . yeah.
Lesser Jardine, owner of Christina W.

I'm not speaking to you until you apologize for what you did!
Cockatiel, owner of Bev H