My darling, I love you, I really do, but MUST you have your bodyguard here at ALL times?!
Cockatoos, owners of CWL

Marge was annoyed that Melvin's yellow crest once again proved right in finding directions to the theatre.
Cocatoos, owners of CWL

Not even Janet Leigh could match the terror shown in this Mexican version of "Psycho!"

Red-lored amazon, owner of Audrey S.

Why do I always have to get these knots out for you? You have thumbs!!

African grey, owner of Erica L.

I found this while cleaning your room. What do you have to say for yourself?!
African grey, owner of Tess C.

This is how I solve those @#*%$ sudoku puzzles!!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

Nicholas is about to realize why flying a kite in the kitchen is not recommended.
Cockatiel, owner of Anonymous

I brought you some flowers, but I ate 'em.
African grey, owner of Tess C.

Charli was disappointed to learn that a recipe is really a "do it yourself" instruction for cooking.
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.