Do I look ready to go out to you?!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

Gasp!! Look at those horrid age spots!!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

Charli was disappointed to learn that a recipe is really a "do it yourself" instruction for cooking.
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

I think we need to run the sweeper in here!
Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

I can't believe you redid the porch in STRIPES!!!!
Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

No, thank you. We don't need a demonstration of your vacuum cleaner's power!
Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

This is my sunny-side-up attitude. I usually reserve it for work, but today it's just for YOU!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

And now, for my next death-defying feat . . . !!

Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

I'm ready to go up, up, and away! Did you bring the balloon?
Brown-head, owner of Anonymous.

How the hell did THAT happen?!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

Close the door, please - I want to try on this party shirt!
Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

Tigr's joy at winning $5 disrupts the time-space continuum.
Brown-headed parrot, owner of Anonymous.

Come any closer and I'll show your fingers more than a book's worth of bad attitude!

Brown-headed parrot, owner of Marguerite F.