If only someone would scrub my back!
Sun conure, owner of Virginia B.

Watch this - I can blow bubbles!
Sun conure, owner of Virginia N.

Pollock, Schmollock! I paint my temporary masterpieces with WATER!
Blue & gold macaw, owner of Alex C.

This resort's hot tub sucks! And where IS the pool boy?!
Goffin's cockatoo, owner of Michael O.

Flaunting local decency laws, Samantha insisted on bathing in public whenever possible.
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.