The trouble with the chips here is (munch munch) you get filled up on 'em before your food comes out!
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

People are so wasteful! Look at all the good stuff they left after the carnival!
Green cheek conure, owner of Bev G.

Hey, these are pretty good!
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

Samantha took an early lead in the Extreme Eating Competition and never looked back.
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

Oh, you got the last piece? Don't you want to share? No? You sure?
Yellow-nape amazon and African grey, owners of Brian M.

Halfway through the Boston Marathon, Elvis appreciated a drink from a bystander.
Severe macaw, owner of Cecilia K.

"Great party! Can I have your Chex Mix recipe?"
Umbrella cockatoo, owner of Christine K.

Maria could not resist her suitor's overtures when they included corn chips.

Green cheek conure, owner of Christine K.

Renowned for her gracious manners, Bogey demonstrates the proper way to take soup from her spoon.
Double yellow-headed amazon, owner of Michele M.

What? A pellet? On my beak? Oh, you mean my marvelous magnetic beak? Yeah, it's pretty cool. You should see me with a spoon!
Sun conure, owner of Paula S.

I just LOVE these church picnic socials!
Sun conure, owner of Anonymous.