It's not what you think - it's just a routine seed supply check, honest!
Jardine, owner of Christina W.

I really, REALLY can't listen to anymore of your crap today!
Lesser jardine, owner of Christina W.

Thaaaat's right . . . watch the birdie and count backward from 99 . . . this won't hurt a bit . . .
Lessen jardine, owner of Christina W.

Peeping Tom parrot is intrigued by your activities.
Lesser jardine, owner of Christina W.

No really, it's just like being at the beach! When I close my eyes, when I tune out the tv, when you put the cat out, when the phone doesn't ring . . . yeah.
Lesser Jardine, owner of Christina W.

It's my thoughts about how your life's going lately!
Lesser Jardine, owner of Christina W.

You've got a chin hair!
Lesser Jardine, owner of Christina W.