Yeah, I’ve been working out. Can you tell?
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Despite the travel agent's assurance, Gigi thought the "Wild Snail Ride" was highly overrated.
Parrotlet, owner of Gigi and Kane.

Astronaut Parker trains on the gyroscope to prepare for his next mission.
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Somethin' smells good! Is dinner ready yet?
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

I can't believe you redid the porch in STRIPES!!!!
Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

The whole camp felt safer when Sheriff Finden kept watch. Danger never escaped his steely gaze.
Meyer's, owner of Elizabeth M.

Oh hi! You can watch while I get my weekly massage.
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Babies learn at an early age that acting helpless will get them anything they want. Definitely.

Cockatoo, owner of CW L.

Awesome! Pepperoni and red pepper - just the way I like it!!
African grey, owner of Renee L.

The worst part about shaving is getting the back of my leg!
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

Sob! My stylist totally botched my perm!!
Amazon, owner of Renee L.

This space for rent. Inquire within.
Lesser sulpher crested cockatoo, owner of CW.

Looks like the Johnsons didn't put their trash out - again!
Cockatoo, owner of Renee L.

Sam says a little tai chi starts the day off "just right!"
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

Posing for her first official portrait in office, the First Parrot is a vision in her evening feathers. This is the ensemble in which she attended the Governors' Ball. Magnificent!
Cockatoo, owner of Renee L.

Pepper still can't get over the fact that Grissom has left CSI.
Amazon, owner of Renee L.

Seriously, officer, it's just water! Sure, I'll take a breathalyzer!
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

As the Oscar nominee came down the red carpet, the question on everyone's lips was "who did your makeup?!"
Lesser sulphur crested cockatoo, owner of CW.

Junior's first day of flight lessons - awww!!
Lesser sulphur crested cockatoo, owner of CW.

Yes, my underling - bring the magic crystal to me and submit to my power!
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

This part of Beethoven's Fifth is my favorite!
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Ack! I split my pants!
ser sulphur crested cockatoo, owner of CW.

Once I figure out how to wear this here boot, I'm gonna kick some ass!!
Cockatiel, owner of Brittney J.

I never get tired of my "straw through the head" gag!
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

You bet your butt feathers it's my food!!
Amazon, owner of Bruce and June.

Grandpa 'Tiel started napping in the corner whenever company came to call.
Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

Parker's table manners left something to be desired.
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Ethel, when you come up would you bring my paper?
Timneh greys, owners of Esther B.

Aw, shucks! Your sweet talk is makin' me blush!
Pionus, owner of John L.

There's a lovely birdie in my water dish!
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

When you scratch me there, it makes my foot go like this!
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Do you see a spider on the ceiling like I do?

Pionus, owner of John L.

Wow! This lady has lots more stuff she needs me to destroy!
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Look at the antique Playstation I got on eBay!
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

Do you think it's time to touch up my roots?

Cockatiel, owner of Anne L.

Hey, these are pretty good!
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

I'm getting angry . . . you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
White-capped pionus, owner of Sherry P.

Well, of course the salad is unwashed - it's still in the bag!
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

Guess what signal I'm sending you now!
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

Seriously, dude, you'll eat anything!
Timneh greys, owners of Esther B.

Well, this one is pretty cozy, but I'm not sure about this neutral color. Would you mind painting it if we buy it?
Meyer's, owners of Virginia N.