If only someone would scrub my back!
Sun conure, owner of Virginia B.

Umm, could you hand me a towel? Please?!
African grey, owner of Pamela C.

The Psittacine Ballet practices at their London studio for the upcoming production of "Parrot Lake."
Timneh greys, owners of Esther B.

This vine has a satisfying chew, with a piquant aftertaste of oak and vanilla. Highly recommended!
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

Watch this - I can blow bubbles!
Sun conure, owner of Virginia N.

Jasper loved the log flume at the theme park!
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

Come see my roller coaster perch - if you dare!
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

Oooh, this will make a great rocketship!!
Jenday conure, owner of Virginia N.

The tabloids LOVE to catch their favorite parrot celebrities in awkward poses like this one!
Red belly, owner of Virginia.

Oh, this is a fine time to tell me you're not a licensed balloonist!
Meyer's, owners of Virginia N.

You're just jealous 'cause YOU don't have a handmade outhouse!
Timneh grey, owner of Esther B.

Take the picture now! This is my "money shot!"
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

I find it helps motivate me to work out in front of the greatest birds of all time.
Red belly, owner of Virginia.

A great many important deals are made in the casual atmosphere of the bathhouse.
Love birds, owners of Virginia.

Look! My snapdragons are about to bloom!
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

Okay, dis meetin' of da court is now in session!
Cockatiel, lovebird, and Indian ringneck, owners of Virginia.

It's my Sports Illustrated beach look. Like it?
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

Do you like my mustache?
Indian ringneck, owner of Virginia.

Peaches puts the finishing touches on her garden club luncheon. She's a stickler for perfection.
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

Actually, this is a Pilates move to increase flexibility in the ankle. You should come to my class!
Goffin’s cockatoo, owner of Mindy.

I hope you used a little fabric softener. My feathers will get static-y if you didn't!
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

The professor always wore an orange sweater vest to class. He believed in consistency.
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

No, thank you. We don't need a demonstration of your vacuum cleaner's power!
Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

Wow! Look how short your skirt is!
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

This is a private nest. Move along!
Umbrella cockatoo, owner of Christine K.

Oh, I do hope that's the caterer at the door!
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

My autographed picture of Goldilocks arrived today!
Sun conure, owner of Chrissiel R.

Well, the problem is yer manifold is leaking into the carburetor. You still got a warranty on this thing?
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

Incredible! Cats do land on all fours!
Sun conure, owner of Chris.

In THIS bird's Army there is no back talk, soldier! Drop and give me 20!
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

No, it really is a great cure for the hiccups - trust me!
Yellow-crown amazon, owner of Chris.

This is my sunny-side-up attitude. I usually reserve it for work, but today it's just for YOU!
Brown-head, owner of Marguerite F.

Hi, I'm Azul Rei - my folks named me after a sun god, I think. I'm also a Libra and into reiki and I grow my own herbs for tea! What's your sign?
Blue & gold macaw, owner of Chris.

In the middle of arranging the blossoms, Peaches forgot herself and ate a few.
Senegal, owner of Chrissiel R.

And now, for my next death-defying feat . . . !!

Brown-head, owner of Jerry H.

So, do you hang around here often?
Cockatiel, owner of Brittney J.

Let me show you mementos of my days at Taliesin West!
Red-lored amazon, owner of Audrey S.

Casey is making another of her famous "jello box" handbags for a Fifth Avenue boutique.
Senegal, owner of Audrey S.

Awright, kids, that's it!! Settle down and go to bed!
Green-cheek conure, owner of Donna A.

Holy smokes! This stuff blows all my Weight Watchers points in one meal!
Senegal, owner of Rick S.

Here's a rare picture of the classic parrot comedy team, Laurel & Hardy, in the early days of their career.

Cockatiel and green-cheek conure, owner of Donna A.

I'm so ashamed - don't look at me!
Green-cheek conure, owner of Donna A.

Mom says I have to clean my cage before I can come out to play.
African grey, owner of Anonymous.

This is my flamboyant Uncle Franco. He was a Vegas showbird in the 70's!
Amazon, owner of Bruce & June.

Forget about it! I will not quoth "Nevermore!"

Lory, owner of Steve H.

Hey buddy, close the door and mind yer own business!
Amazon and grey, owners of Marion & Lynne.

I'm making a kissing booth for the fair!
African grey, owner of Marion & Lynne.